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Only in Iran

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Only in Iran a woman can get five percent discount for wearing full Hijab! Only in Iran a woman can get five percent discount for wearing full Hijab!

In summer time, I miss Iran more than ever. These days remind me of my visits to Iran where I was no longer one of “them.” Rather an outsider who comes to visit. In her visits, she points out to drastic and subtle changes occurred in the society, while looking for answers to why Iran is so different from the country she left almost nine years ago.

Don’t get me wrong, it is not pleasant to be considered an outsider in your own country, and there is nothing more painful than finding your comfort zone vanished and even somewhat unfamiliar. I just have learned (specially through my writings and I Heart Iran) to embrace these changes and accept them for what they are. At last, Iran, just as any society in the world deserves to be changed for the better. Not all the changes Iran faces are for the better, but I have no doubt that identity crisis, turmoil and development are necessary for the advancements of any society.

So, for this week, I’m sharing with you some of the funniest, craziest and unfortunate things that could only happen in Iran:

Only in Iran, a prisoner must wait in line to get into the jail:

Iranian Journalist, Mahsa Amirabadi with a big smile on her face and her luggage in hand is waiting to get into Evin prison where she must serve a year for alleged charges of writing against the government.

Only in an Iranian shop, God replaces technology.

A sign in a shop warns costumer from stealing where it reads this store is equipped with God’s security camera.

Only in Iran, the “ugly things” are beautifully put on display to teach you a lesson.

A series of confiscated Alcoholic drinks (which are forbidden according to Islamic laws) are put in display in an exhibition to both teach a lesson to wrong doers and show off police achievements.

Only Iran is among “the two hundred important countries in the world in using Internet.”

In an article published on Fars News, a pro-government news site, the Director Basij Students at Universities says, "Iran is among the 200 countries with best records in using Internet." How many countries are there in the world?

Only in Iran it is fun to be a member of the parliament.

Some members of the parliament caught on camera at work (playing rather?)

Only the Iranian president waves for the blind.

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By Parisa Saranj, Aslan Media Columnist

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+2 # Ambreen Zahra 2012-06-05 15:05
You are Iranian and still feel like a stranger in your country? And I am a foreigner living in Iran but it feels like its my very own land. I don't think I've come across anything solid that I've disliked in the country till date. Rather just the contrary.

It's been a while that i'm here in Iran wearing "full hijab" and i've never got a discount! I would be elated if I did though!

I like the sign about the security camera. It sends across such a beautiful message- that even if the camera is watching you or not, God certainly is! :-)

It's fun being in the parliament in my own home country too. Its not uncommon to see parliament members standing on their desks and throwing papers! Rather its more fun watching them!

If I (or anybody else) was in President Ahmedinejad's place, I would have waved or placed my hand on my chest and bowed too, out of common habit or rather to show one's acknowledgement and respect. It's nothing weird.
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+1 # Naina Sethi 2012-06-09 22:56
This is hilarious. Thanks for sharing.
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0 # parisa_IHeartIran 2012-07-24 13:17
Quoting Naina Sethi:
This is hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

Thank you! glad it made you laugh :-)
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0 # parisa_IHeartIran 2012-07-24 13:19
Quoting Ambreen Zahra:
You are Iranian and still feel like a stranger in your country? And I am a foreigner living in Iran but it feels like its my very own land. I don't think I've come across anything solid that I've disliked in the country till date. Rather just the contrary.

It's been a while that i'm here in Iran wearing "full hijab" and i've never got a discount! I would be elated if I did though!

I like the sign about the security camera. It sends across such a beautiful message- that even if the camera is watching you or not, God certainly is! :-)

It's fun being in the parliament in my own home country too. Its not uncommon to see parliament members standing on their desks and throwing papers! Rather its more fun watching them!

If I (or anybody else) was in President Ahmedinejad's place, I would have waved or placed my hand on my chest and bowed too, out of common habit or rather to show one's acknowledgement and respect. It's nothing weird.

I love your insights my friend, thank you for your comment :-) I think by sense of feeling stranger in your home town I was trying to point out to how we can change after leaving a place and come back a total stranger. I also believe Iran is home to many beautiful souls :-)
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About the Columnist: Parisa Saranj

Parisa is a journalism graduate from the University of Massachusetts Amherst and is currently a MFA Creative non-Fiction writing candidate at Goucher College. She began writing about her native country, Iran, at her personal blog IranStories.com to share everything she loves about Iran and Iranians, minus all the politics (if that's possible).

Tired of being asked the most basic questions about Iran, all based on stereotypes and lies, Parisa just wanted to provide a pure image of what life is like in Iran...what is it like to be an Iranian woman. Now, Parisa brings her I Heart Iran section from IranStories.com exclusively to Aslan Media.

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